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Zak Ward

Zak is a lot of things: a father of four, a doting husband, podcast producer, and a professional musician for over 20 years. He’s also the lone salesman at Reverend Guitars – one of the fastest-growing guitar manufacturers in the world.

But before warming his seat at Reverend, Zak was an inventor/entrepreneur who filed patents for technology that didn’t exist before, but everybody ripped off later to some degree. 360 degrees, to be exact…

Zak aligns himself a Libertarian, secular humanist, and enjoys productive debate, satire, skepticism and promoting equality.

“And the harder I work, the luckier I get” – Ricky Gervais


Andrew Clark Simple Blasphemy
Andrew Clark

Andrew’s got three great kids, a fantastic wife, and a continually evolving perspective on how the world works because of those aforementioned people. He’s also the guy everyone calls when they have a technological question they’re too lazy to Google.

It’s fine – it makes him feel useful.

He also doesn’t like to align himself with any one belief – putting that nonsense down to a “Well, we’ll see about that…” sort of mentality.

If pressed, Andrew describes himself as a fairly liberal sort of dude, who thinks a “person” can be good, but people in general are generally pretty shitty.

“A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” – Willy Wonka


Zack Green Simple Blasphemy Podcast
Zack Green

Zack Green, A.K.A. “The Cleaner” is the wildcard on the SB staff. Delightfully excitable, infinitely knowledgeable, and undoubtedly the two-part epoxy that holds everything together. He’s the wall we bounce off of, as well as the acid we dip those thoughts in at the end of the show.

Get him started on what he’s drinking, where he’s lived, or what sets him off, and you’ve just bought a ticket for a roller-coaster of emotion and curse words, strewn together, and powder-coated with personality.

“I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.” – Salvador Dali




Danielle B.
Danielle B.

Danielle B is a relative of Zack Green. As different as their lives are, they will both tell you they are kindred spirits. They like to share and trade theories about the meaning and mechanics of life, the afterlife, the universe in general and all manner of unexplained phenomena.

Danielle is a wife, a mom of two boys, and a full time engineer. As most wives, moms and engineers can be, she is very detailed and will take every opportunity to tell you the best way to do any given task. That’s exactly how she just appeared out of nowhere one day, offering us feedback and suggestions. When we accepted some of it, she joined our Patreon and started helping with content. Of course she couldn’t stop herself there. She now contributes to research/prep, social media, overall image and the long term success of Simple Blasphemy.

“We don’t half-ass things in this operation” – Danielle


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Tanner W.

Tanner W is a recent graduate of the University of Toledo (Rockets); earning a Marketing degree. He is the guitar player for Toledo-based band “The Ice Cream Militia”.

Other endeavors/interests include performing stand-up comedy, podcasting on his own, and being a loving father to his turtle, Sheldon.

For Simple Blasphemy, Tanner has taken on the publicist role; promoting the podcast outside of the show. He also helps to provide eyebrow-raising content courtesy of the World Wide Web.

One of Tanner’s goals in life has been to keep his friends and family entertained at all times; whether through music or laughter. Everything he does for Simple Blasphemy is treated with the same regard. sticker!

“I want the world to be better! All I want is positive! All I want is dopeness” – Kanye West


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